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2005 Annual Report (PDF)
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Vets Who Support SHS Spay/Neuter Drives
Sunny Brae Animal Clinic
900 Buttermilk Lane
Arcata, CA
822-5124
Eureka Veterinary Hospital
4433 Broadway Eureka, CA
442-4885
Animal Health & Surgery Center
1257 Riverwalk Drive
Fortuna, CA
725-6154
Myrtle Avenue Veterinary Hospital
2715 Hubbard Lane
Eureka, CA
443-8686
McKinleyille Animal Care Ctr
2151 Central Ave.
McKinleyville, CA
839-1504
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Interest & Humor
Cats... Our Feline Friends
Cat Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run
Cat Laws, from the Art Bell show, RealAudio 130kb, 1:59
Siamese Cat Song, from Disney's "Lady and the Tramp", RealAudio 325kb, 2:05
Thomas Cat, from the Dr. Demento show, RealAudio 514kb, 3:18
About.com - Cat Page
Raw Food Diet for Cats: A Natural Solution
Dogs... Our Canine Friends
- How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
- Golden Retriever:
- The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
- Border Collie:
- Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
- Dachshund:
- You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
- Rottweiler:
- Make me.
- Lab:
- Oh, me, me!! Puhleeez let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
- Newfoundland:
- Let the Border Collie do it and then you can feed me while he's busy.
- Jack Russell Terrier:
- I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
- Poodle:
- I'll just blow into the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. And by the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
- Cocker Spaniel:
- Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
- Doberman Pinscher:
- Well, while it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
- Irish Setter:
- Huh?
- Boxer:
- Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...
- Mastiff:
- We Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
- Chihuahua:
- "Yo quiero Taco Bulb."
- Pointer:
- I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
- Greyhound:
- If it isn't moving, who cares?
- Australian Shepherd:
- First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
- Old English Sheep Dog:
- Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.
- Hound Dog:
- Zzzzzzzzzz...
- Pug:
- Mmmm...let me wake up, have a big breakfast...oh, could you rub my belly,
get me a little snack...no, I don't want to go outside...OK, I'll get the
Border Collie to do it while I nap, but before that, could I have
lunch?...get me my pillow...
- Cat:
- Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?
Submit Interesting & Humorous Pet Quips To:
humane@sequoiahumane.org
Please, no crude, gross, or offensive material!
(please include "Pet Humor" in the subject line)
e-mail us at humane@sequoiahumane.org
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Help the Sequoia Humane Society win a Twenty Thousand Dollar grant! Vote often, vote every day!
Visit the SHS Forever Friends Memory Garden
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Gift certificates are now available! It can be used towards the purchase of adoptions, spay/neuter vouchers, microchips and Tailwaggers Thrift shop.
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Great gift idea!
Woofstock 2008 T-shirts are now available on sale for
$15.00. All sizes are in stock.
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HSUS - Feral Cats
National Animal Poison Control Center
Plants for Pets: Hazardous and Safe
Small Animal Poisons (AVMA)
North Coast Legacy
By leaving a legacy through a gift in a will, your commitment can continue.
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Please help us win a shelter million-dollar Makeover by
registering and becoming an affiliate member at zoo.com.
Simply log on to www.zootoo.com, and select Sequoia Humane Society as your supporting shelter, and earn points
by participating in all the activities on www.
zootoo.com/makeover.
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